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Flaming Ashton

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."
by compubrains27 December 6, 2009
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Flying Flamingo

Where a girl is having a foursome and there's a guy on her left, right, and in front of her. She gives hand jobs to the two on her right and left and a blowjob to the one in front, the motions make her look like she's a flamingo flying
She used the flying flamingo in her foursome.
by DStars November 14, 2007
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flaming ass

What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.

What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.
Don't 5 star your pad tai, you'll get flaming ass!
by asswip'e October 23, 2007
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Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.
I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!
by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
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Guerrero Flaying

A fucking traumatizing video that only gore-addicted people could watch without getting sick of watching it.

It's a guy that is getting his head cut off while the other guy watches his death. Then the other guy gets sliced up and stabbed in the heart.
-Yo what is this Guerrero Flaying thing some people are talking about?
-A fucking graphic video that you shouldn't watch
-Why not
-Shut the fuck up and just don't watch it.
by MDKPlayz October 30, 2021
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flaming knothole

This is the aftermath of consuming to many hot wings or other said hot foods.It is the day after snydrome of taking a dump and it feels like your asshole is on fire.The term can also be used to describe some fagot.
Wow those hot wings I ate last nite just gave me a flaming knothole.
by car tv February 26, 2010
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Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").
My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.
by Maj Uso November 11, 2009
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