lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

Reverse Flake

A flake who ask you if you want to go somewhere but ghost you when you ask for more information you need to go instead of flaking on plans you make with them

Friend: hey do you want to go to the beach?
You: sure when do you want to go

Friend: .........
Reverse flake

by PickleDickle1217 May 29, 2020

cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

Frosted flake

A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.

Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”

Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “

Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”

by EllaElla October 29, 2017

ass flakes

ass flakes

ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

pwn flakes

waking up in the morning and getting pwned by a cereal.

you bought pwn flakes this morning didn't you!>>!>>!@#$%^&*@

by pwn masta 99 September 22, 2010

Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.

1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.

by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015