Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

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cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

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poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.

So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.

by Raven__ June 14, 2016

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Frosted flake

A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.

Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”

Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “

Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”

by EllaElla October 29, 2017

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Troll-flake

1. An easily-offended snowflake trying to pass as a troll but literally everyone knows how insecure and defenseless they really are. 2. A wannabe troll. 3. See also, "snowflake."

"That kid on Xbox was such a troll-flake, he kept harassing other players and dropping slurs, but as soon as Dexter called him out he started whining like a lil bitch."

by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019

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