first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

first to cum fight

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.

After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.

by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006

Sounds like my first time

"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.

For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."

by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011

First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

first year psych theory

A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.

"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"

"Is that your first year psych theory?"

by Matt Michaels December 24, 2007

First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.

Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.

by Domocunt February 4, 2010