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ferry shagger

A man that’s a roofer from south Queensferry called David who shags woman
He’s a ferry shagger. That man’s a ferry shagger
Fuck sake there’s a ferry shagger .
by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022
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ferry tales

Da body of literary fiction recounting da adventures of Theodore Tugboat and his friends.
Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.
by QuacksO September 4, 2022
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Ferris Buellering

A remote worker who turns their camera off and walks away from a virtual meeting and is called on by other team members or executives. An individual who has many gadgets to avoid being caught slacking or loafing doing remote work
Devon is always Ferris Buellering: he was supposed to attend the monthly he meeting and was unresponsive when they called his name!
by Simmsimms October 14, 2022
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furrys

a freaking idiot who thinks they are an animal

Your basic average furry is a man in his 30's

Overweight, socially inept and really dirty

Says he has Asperger's so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer

Furries like to have competitions, to see who can find the most things wrong with them

To try to get attention they'll pretend they have depression, or cry about their past on a roleplay session

Furries love eachother 'cause no one else will

They live in furry houses in the middle of hixville

Having little parties with their fur-suits on, heres a tip from anonymous: you're doing it wrong

(Furries) Make a habit out of raping your childhood

(Furries) The burnt furries tried as hard as they could to make the fandom acceptable and keep it all clean, but they couldn't control it and now its all a sex scene

(Furries A simple symbol of utility

(Freaking furries) Posting naked pictures no one wants to see except-

(Furries) When your social life is in the internet, you lower your standards and take what you can get

The furry fandom doesn't have its on identity, its basically a cluster freak of nerd communities

A little bit of anime, a bit of fantasy, and a generous helping of bestiality

Every wierd fetish you've ever heard before was invented by Japan and stolen by a furry

By the time you think you cataloged every furry kink, they'll throw you for the loop and go clap the kitchen sink
my fursona is a wolf

i am a 37 year old man in pajamas and i am a furry with the other furrys
by 𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖌𝖊 November 30, 2022
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Furrysexual

Furysexual means an attraction to girls and boys but you want to build up to your relationship gradually
Me: I think I'm furrysexual.
Freind: what?
Me: it means i like girls and boys but I like gradually building to my relationship.
by Paige.88 February 25, 2023
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Furrys

little shits who can’t accept they are a human. According to google, around 15 to 20% of all furrys are zoophiles. In 2018 the amount of furrys was 100K to 1M people, let’s say that is 4M now, because of the spark of popularity, and that is 800K furrys as zoophiles. could be even more. that is almost 1 million. And we can all agree, that real animals are better.
Kid: Dad, i want to come out as a furry. I want to meet tons of other furrys.

Dad: Son, your adopted, and i see why your real parents didn’t want you. your meeting your new ones in 45 mins.
by Furrys can taste a bullet March 21, 2023
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Furrysexual

A retarded person that likes anthromorphic animals. Might be called zoophilia too.
Guy 1 - Dude I heard that Jacob is a furrysexual now.

Guy 2 - Lets kick him to the Ikea pit.
by Yessir1982 April 10, 2023
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