1 definition by 𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖌𝖊
a freaking idiot who thinks they are an animal
Your basic average furry is a man in his 30's
Overweight, socially inept and really dirty
Says he has Asperger's so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer
Furries like to have competitions, to see who can find the most things wrong with them
To try to get attention they'll pretend they have depression, or cry about their past on a roleplay session
Furries love eachother 'cause no one else will
They live in furry houses in the middle of hixville
Having little parties with their fur-suits on, heres a tip from anonymous: you're doing it wrong
(Furries) Make a habit out of raping your childhood
(Furries) The burnt furries tried as hard as they could to make the fandom acceptable and keep it all clean, but they couldn't control it and now its all a sex scene
(Furries A simple symbol of utility
(Freaking furries) Posting naked pictures no one wants to see except-
(Furries) When your social life is in the internet, you lower your standards and take what you can get
The furry fandom doesn't have its on identity, its basically a cluster freak of nerd communities
A little bit of anime, a bit of fantasy, and a generous helping of bestiality
Every wierd fetish you've ever heard before was invented by Japan and stolen by a furry
By the time you think you cataloged every furry kink, they'll throw you for the loop and go clap the kitchen sink
Your basic average furry is a man in his 30's
Overweight, socially inept and really dirty
Says he has Asperger's so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer
Furries like to have competitions, to see who can find the most things wrong with them
To try to get attention they'll pretend they have depression, or cry about their past on a roleplay session
Furries love eachother 'cause no one else will
They live in furry houses in the middle of hixville
Having little parties with their fur-suits on, heres a tip from anonymous: you're doing it wrong
(Furries) Make a habit out of raping your childhood
(Furries) The burnt furries tried as hard as they could to make the fandom acceptable and keep it all clean, but they couldn't control it and now its all a sex scene
(Furries A simple symbol of utility
(Freaking furries) Posting naked pictures no one wants to see except-
(Furries) When your social life is in the internet, you lower your standards and take what you can get
The furry fandom doesn't have its on identity, its basically a cluster freak of nerd communities
A little bit of anime, a bit of fantasy, and a generous helping of bestiality
Every wierd fetish you've ever heard before was invented by Japan and stolen by a furry
By the time you think you cataloged every furry kink, they'll throw you for the loop and go clap the kitchen sink
by 𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖌𝖊 November 30, 2022