Farger

austin power's fausha.

"he's your, your farger doctor evil."
"ohhhhh! my father."
"yesh its the dutch accent, dad is fausha, fausha is daddy."

by miss_sixty April 11, 2005

Fairservice

noun: One who goes an innumerable number of days without his or her (his) skin being touched by water or any form of sanitary liquid.
Verb: To Fairservice, Fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.

"Wow, what the hell was that, it smells gross"
"I dunno, I saw some homeless guy walk by"
"Nah I heard Martin was in town"
"What a Fairservice"

Jim: Hey, what are you doing with your life man
Jeff: I'm totally bummed out, so I've been fairservicing.
Jim: Why, what happened?
Jeff:Dude, Laura dumped me man, she took the kids.
Jim: I'm sorry man but that doesn't give you the right to help yourself to my ativan
Jeff: Well I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Belinda!
Jim: You fucked my daughter?!

by TheKellster539 January 10, 2009

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

fraser's gambit

A maneuver in which a male, usually intoxicated, attempts to guide the hand of a female, also intoxicated, towards his groinal area during makeouts, resulting in either retaliation, or, in cases of exceptional intoxication on the part of the female, a sloppy handjob.

Yeah, he tried to pull fraser's gambit on Pamela, and got a quick slap to the face. Good try tho.

by R$ch-m$n July 15, 2008

Dirty Farmer

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".

Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

fraser high school

aka herion high. small high school only 1606 students. has a shitty football team. honestly people go to football games to see the band. everyone is pretty tight. there arent that many cliques and there isnt really much bullying. we are the Ramblers.

fraser high school... yeah thats about it, its a high school.

by waddddup May 28, 2009