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Olmsted Falls

a place you don't want to move to. new kids beware. you have to be pretty damn tough to go here. this is a place where girls never let you be drama free, guys think they're too cool to pull their pants up, and everyone ends up a backstabber. more than 50% of the teenage population are always high. the other % is either a brainiac, weird, or athletic. Basically, its the crappiest place alive
Dude, my best friend just moved to "Olmsted Falls" , she's gonna get eaten alive!
by Rawrdinosaurgirl December 20, 2010
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Barrel over the Falls

A sexual routine that involves a female partner having her male partner lay down, while she stands above his chest, stomach, or pubic region (depending on her personal preference) and proceeds to pee, and then poo on top of him.
A variation of this practice is known as the "Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy", wherein the female will end the session by glopping a big smear of period blood on the male's face, however, this portion of the practice is reserved for occasions when the female is experiencing the peak of her monthly menstrual flow, hence allowing for good glopping action to take place.

The entire routine can be summed up in rhyme, as follows: "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Stain on brain", or alternatively, "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Glop on mop", and is widely considered to be the female equivalent of the Cleavland Steamer, Angry Pirate, and Donkey Punch routines.
When Jill was on the second day of her period, she knew it was the perfect time to give Jack a Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy, so she waited until nightfall and then let the ripest poo she could muster fall out of her bum and onto his chest, all the while demanding that he scream out in ecstasy.
by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 13, 2009
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Beacon Falls

a small town in CT, where kids ranging from 13-17 walk around and ride bikes, scooters, skateboards, etc. there is a subway, irving station, and a train station. the town is mostly run by a biker named mike johnson. most of the town look up to him seeing how he controls what goes on day & night.
yo this town sucks dick, it almost as bad as beacon falls.
by susan cable October 20, 2010
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Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.
Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!
by pentozali May 1, 2007
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epicus failus

Your mother epicus failus in bed. Owned.
by Scotemis December 15, 2008
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Glens Falls

A shithole town that is dragged down even more by its neighboring towns of Hudson Falls and Fort Edward. Their education is no where near their football and basketball is a joke. They always think there better even though their high school ceilings are caving in by the second.
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to Glens Falls?
Guy 2: Where?
by GregCo December 6, 2018
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Klamath Falls

The armpit of Oregon, a total shit stain of a town. Population 40,000... but why the fuck would that many people want to live there? Otherwise known as the Dirty Klam, (due to the filthy white trash, and disgusting majority of obese men, women, and children, and the meth head infestation in town) and also known as Klam-Meth Falls, ('nuff said). Home to a few 12 step treatment centers, (because there's nothing to do here except drugs) Oregon Tech, (the highlight of town), and a few famous stinky hobos, such as Wolverine, and Panda Bear. Natives of Klamath Falls seem to be the most fucking brain dead, ignorant people you will ever meet. There is also a good chunk of white boys who try to act black thinking they are hard. Go ahead and challenge one of them to a fight, they will run like little pussies when the real thing is about to start anyways. There are plenty of teen moms, and illegitimate children in Klamath Falls. This is due to the fact that some are too fucking stupid to know what a condom is, or they spent that condom money on drugs. other common excuses for having children include: they couldn't afford birth control, and I dont believe in abortions. Well way to go ya fuckin retard because now you're barely paying any attention to the kid you are supposed to raise and ruining his or her life so you can go and smoke meth, teach them to smoke meth, steal, teach them to steal, or stab someone.
Most women in this town usually have more children than missing teeth, (which is a ridiculous amount), and the tweakers! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Klamath falls is a fucking disgrace
welcome to the dirty klam bitch.
Hey Klamath Falls inhabitants, I'm gonna ask you to do something neither physically nor anatomically possible: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
come on down and visit klamath falls, where the house prices are cheap because its a shitty fuckin' place to live or visit. Come see klamath lake which is basically a giant toilet covered in algae!
by Jasonic January 11, 2013
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