The crappy jewelry that otherwise cute girls wear in their noses, lips and other parts of their faces that is a huge turnoff for guys.
by Mike Eff October 19, 2013
by Sir Fist August 16, 2010
After ejaculating on a girls face, glitter is thrown all over the ejaculate so as to cause glimmering from the nearest light source emulating the shimmer of the faggy vampires, The Cullens, in the Twilight Saga.
This chick kept telling me she was waiting for her "Edward", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Cullen Facial!
by D3vious January 10, 2011
Chris the lonely leprechaun was sitting in the back seat of a van when he suddenly gave his buddy Mike a leprechaun facial.
by Boooooyah October 19, 2013
i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial
by b_dk January 05, 2009
SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:
1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.
1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.
by OriginalStarGirl May 16, 2007
A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 02, 2009