Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Extreme bromance

Two straight guys who just happen to be brothers, who say i love you to each other while sober. Who also joke about fucking each other and are in an erotically codependent relationship. But they aren’t in love they just happen to sell their souls for each other, but no they’re not in love. They’re just soulmates. 😏

Dude1: have you heard of sam and dean’s relationship on supernatural?
Dude2: yeah, oh my god, that’s an extreme bromance

by Wincestbitchtits August 13, 2020

extreme diagonal

n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.

*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*

by juiceboxx January 19, 2013

Extreme Instinct

Extreme Instinct: Defined as the highest level of innate reaction to a situation. Causes a higher faster power where the mind takes control of a situation to overcome any obstacle. All have it , many don't use it and the select few can control it. The Extreme Instinct is sole reason for mans perseverance and climb to the top of the food chain. "Why Just Survive When You Can THRIVE"

When that lion was in full charge my Extreme Instinct was the only thing that kept me alive , I don't even know how I did it but in the end I was the victor.

by atlatl April 15, 2012

Extreme snacking

Eating everything in the house and more until you cannot physically fit anything else in your stomach.

Hi do you want to come round for some extreme snacking?

Yes I'd love to, I'll bring some crisps.

by snacker101 August 21, 2012

Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail

Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

by kingofdeadspace December 6, 2011