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extravawank

Masturbation where the preparation time exceeds the actual event.
Putting warm liver and kidneys in a jam jar.
Ordering a sex doll online.
Bacon, flour, warm flannel in a pint glass.
Cutting a hole in a melon.

"I've just spent the last 4 hours preparing for an extravawank."
by Patti Cake January 25, 2009
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Extemp

The act of extemporaneously speaking or the actual event. Found predominantly in Speech and debate.
He extemped a speech.

He was an excellent orator in extemp.
by DefiningWords September 27, 2009
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Cold Water Extraction

A Cold Water Extraction, or CWE for short, is primarily used to separate tylenol from opiate-based pain-relievers because tylenol is known to be damaging to the liver in large doses, so CWE's are what you use when your doctor is a complete asshole and prescribes you weak pain medication. Opiates dissolve readily in cold water, while tylenol seeps to the bottom.

The CWE process goes as follows:

1. Crush up said pills (Vicodin, Percocets, etc.) into as fine of a powder as possible. You should be doing one CWE for no more than five pills at once.

2. Take about 150mL of water and bring it to a warm temperature--make sure it is not hot or the opiate will be destroyed and your efforts compromised. You should be able to stuck your finger in the water and hold it there comfortably. Think of about the same temperature as a heated pool.

3. Mix the powder in with the warm water and stir.

4. Put the glass in the freezer and let it chill for about 30 minutes.

5. Take it out and filter the water through a coffee filter into an empty glass. What you see in the bottom of the first glass in the freezer when you first take it out is the APAP. If you're doing a CWE, you don't want that, so filter through a coffee filter. Pour carefully and slowly. Make sure you have the coffee filter secured.

6. Lastly, to speed up the process, gently squeeze the coffee filter to empty any remaining water into the glass.

And you're done. The result is a slightly cloudy mixture, but will taste bitter.
Perform a Cold Water Extraction on that shit bro.
by tylerdurden89 March 15, 2011
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Extratone

Music pushed beyond the limit - if you could even call it music. Composed of blastbeats greater than 1,000 BPM, sampled guitar and synthesizer riffs, wrapped in extreme amounts of static. May include short audio clips of movie speeches, human screaming, and shouted obscenities. Very to excruciatingly unpleasant to most humans.
After a night of listening to a few tracks of extratone, Jimmy was found dead, bleeding from his ears with gouged-out eyes.
by Tsukigan January 2, 2006
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extinctor

Noun- a fire extinguisher; used to put out fires
Jim used the extinctor to put out the fire.
by WCfO February 3, 2014
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Islamic extremist

A person who fucks goats professionally.
Toe: You hear the winner of the goat fucking tournament?

Gihj: yeah, I heard he's an Islamic extremist.
by Poor Mexican May 16, 2018
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extremocide

Genocide of extremists.
I think we should have an extremocide of all the suicide bombers.
by Gamer_2k4 December 20, 2008
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