immature ejaculation

Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.

It was just an immature ejaculation all around, i mean he was throwing clothes across the room, yelling, crying; i must have been really drunk.

by Kif-exel March 1, 2011

ejalculates

The art of rubbing the penis and making paint come out of it. Little know fact all white paint comes from ejaculate.

It isn't used in a sentence soooo ejalculates

by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.

The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.

by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010

ejaculation

Seriously? Why the fuck are you even looking up ejaculation on urban dictonary? You're probably 12 and have nothing better to do with your life that look up ejaculation. Go home, you're drunk.

Why the fuck did you even look up ejaculation in the first place?

by loafbloke69 September 30, 2014

Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine

A poetic tag used to refer to music that is seen in high regard. This term compares the sheer delight caused by a song to the orgasmic pleasure caused by rabbits ejaculating sunshine.

Daniel: Hey, is this music any good?

Joey: It’s Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine!

by Dejayelkay July 11, 2011

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010