Situation:
You get kidnapped and you manage to get your hands on a phone and you call 999
Police: Hello, what’s the problem
Kidnapapee: I got kidnapped, I’m 12 years old, I’m scared
Police: ok, well send forces to your location, what’s your fathers phone number?
Kidnapee: I don’t know
Police: This guys ETS😂🤣. How is he about to become a teenager and not even know his parents phone numbers💀💀💀
You get kidnapped and you manage to get your hands on a phone and you call 999
Police: Hello, what’s the problem
Kidnapapee: I got kidnapped, I’m 12 years old, I’m scared
Police: ok, well send forces to your location, what’s your fathers phone number?
Kidnapee: I don’t know
Police: This guys ETS😂🤣. How is he about to become a teenager and not even know his parents phone numbers💀💀💀
by Uk-Slang101 April 13, 2024

"Remember Tigre et Dragon?"
"Yah I do. That was those losers we killed in that ants game right?"
"Yah man. What a buncha pussies"
"Yah I do. That was those losers we killed in that ants game right?"
"Yah man. What a buncha pussies"
by The truthmaker July 29, 2021

by emilieersmuk April 3, 2022

panem et circenses:
a) (direct translation) :bread and circuses in Latin
b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
a) (direct translation) :bread and circuses in Latin
b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
The United Nations today is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2013

.9.L'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.
.9.L'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed
by cayalayataya625 December 3, 2022

by Zecterzz September 28, 2022
