eskimunging

When you beat a pregnant eskimo woman on the tummy and feast on the gooey insides.

Man, last night I eskimunged nanuktuk.

by Oedipus March 31, 2005

eskimo chest warmer

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.

laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!

by ericl April 13, 2005

most extreme elimination challenge

A hillarious show produced and displayed on Spike TV where japanese people take part in ridiculous physical challenges where they are most likely seriously injured or killed. Formerly known as "Takeshi's Castle" in Japan, until it met an untimely demise. Then America stole it and horribly dubbed it with hillarious sayings, phrases, and names. Currently hosted by Kenny Blakenship and Vic Romano, with commentary by Guy LeDouche, and contestant-help by Captain Tenneal, Also frequented by Bobaganooshes, and workers from minor industries.

Basically the best damned show currently on Spike TV.

See MXC

*Girl gets smacked in the face with a Soccer Ball and is knocked unconscious for 4 hours."

Kenny: I see the problem here Vic, she tried to catch the ball with her forehead!

Vic: Right you are Ken!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Dirty Eskimo

Taking a shit outside in the snow, then wiping your ass with a snowball and throwing it at someone. The muddier the poop, the dirtier the Eskimo.

The unsuspecting skiers on the chairlift got dirty eskimo'd by a snowboarder in the woods.

by Conman520 March 1, 2010

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

eskimo bitch

an attractive girl who is wearing any jacket with fur on the hood and any type of ugg boots. A girl of such attire usually seen during winter or cold weather.

During winter, me and the boys go around looking to pick up eskimo bitches.

by cap10 nemo January 13, 2010

elimelech

A hot bad ass lad who is often regarded as out of the league. The beast Elimelech is commonly refered to as bae.

Oh shit its Elimelech, well i guess I'll leave because he makes everyone else invisible to a girl. But he is a sick lad.

by Adam baggers November 15, 2018