birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 25, 2007

mopar envy

Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead

That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.

hes got mopar envy.

by Kirstenchase December 4, 2009

blog envy

1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.

My blog envy meter was going to the roof when I saw Music For Robots mentioned in the New York Times.

by niel-xxx.com October 6, 2005

franchise envy

The feeling fans of any team other than the Yankees get for the utter futility and frivolity of rooting for their team to win like the Yankees have and do.

The only reason he is suck a jerk is because of franchise envy.

by zippogun June 6, 2007

Canadian Envy

Canadian Envy occurs when Canadians feel the urge to try and compare every part of their life to Americans, in an effort to make themselves feel better and more important to the world.

Canadian Dave: "You damn Americans with your world renowned universities, hospitals, and prominence! I wish the world cared if Canada existed, however, I will continue to put down America to make myself feel like the world might someday care aboot me!"

American Mike: "Dude, Canadian Dave, you have government run health care but we have better hospitals and better care! Besides, the world would crumble without America; and nobody would even know if Canada fell off the face of the Earth. Typical Canadian Envy. Hey European Joe, can you believe this Canadian bastard?"

European Joe: "What's Canada? Seems unimportant and irrelevant to the worlds existence and function."

by Canada Who? March 9, 2011

Anal Envy

Noun for the supposed longing for the pleasurable sensation of anal sex by young human males which is held in Freudian psychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of superiority and overcompmensation in matters of rectally savaging the so-called fairer sex.

"Dude, I'd like to put the hog in her tight little asshole one time for fucking real. Talk about your anal envy; I'd pound that rectum 'til it bleeds."

by Robert T. Nash May 10, 2004

pussy envy

A vagina fetish. Experienced by men who envy the female form, or fantasize about having it. Very common, especially among circumcised males where the level of stimulation available is reduced significantly, leaving the man jealous of the natural experience of female counterparts. Can be caused by witnessing or discussing such experiences, past life memories, dreams, or "possession" of the male as the object of a fantasy of a woman he is closely connected to.

Pussy envy gets me hot and hard as a rock.

by Yeahbuddy123 June 22, 2009