emoticon job

When someone attaches the opposite emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion. For instance, attaching a smiley face to a sentence when one is totally pissed off.

You are the greatest :) (When I am actually thinking you are a total dumb ass. You have just been emoticon jobbed

by knockgav June 10, 2011

Emotastic

When something is even gayer than homotastic it's emotastic!

Oh my goth that emo band is emotastic!

by that's fagtatstic!! February 5, 2005

emote

Abbreviation of emoticon.

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

Emoticock

A Emoticonthat Has a Huge Cock!

The Only Real Life Bitch sends: <3

I'm In Love With A Stripper! sends : 8===D

The Only Real Life Bitch sends: EW don't send me a Emoticock

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 11, 2008

emoticony

The act of using too many emoticons in an email or other online correspondance.

"She was way too emoticony in our gmail chat, I had to wonder if she was a 40-year-old housewife instead of the hot co-ed she said she was."

by Keteh December 21, 2008

emotainment

noun. amusement generated by the ridiculous statements made by emo people.

Emo Guy posts: "I'm alone again. Ever wish you could tell someone you love them but hate yourself so much you can't? Time to cut myself again."

Facebook friends: "Wow, that is some prime emotainment right there. What an idiot. LOL."

by dr me September 15, 2010

emote face

to display reaction in use of puncation

┻ ━ ┻ " this is aqward" emote face trikks

by uknown hooded kid February 16, 2012