Console Ego

A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.

"Yeah not sure why he still think's he's good, dude definitely has a console ego."

by XDsoccerkicker August 1, 2022

Alter Ego

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

by DEICER December 15, 2022

ego shot

When an action takes a jab at your ego.

"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"

by 3ife October 16, 2015

ego-boobst

What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.

I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Man ego

The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains

Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.

by Pooeater123 July 2, 2019

ego fluffer

Someone whose main purpose is to follow others around making them feel like they can do no wrong. See: ass kisser, toady, and sycophant. Term is derived from "fluffer" in the porn industry (a person who keeps male porn stars erect between shots).

There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.

by Shiroto October 20, 2012

ego diva

a highly skilled sports player who gets whiny and/or chippy when opposing players do not bow to their amazing skills

Scardino is such an ego diva on the ice when people try to defend against him.

by hockeydude952 December 3, 2011