eggs sebastian

Eggs sebastian is a sexual manouevre involving two males. The first male puts his testicles between his legs (presenting the eggs) and the second proceedes to both stimulate the erect shaft, finger the anal sphincter and imitate eating the scrotum. The move has featured in a few recent gay porn films, and is very popular between male couples.

Trent proceeded to give an eggs sebastian to his new boyfriend to show him what a dynamo he was in the sack.

by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification

you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

disappearing eggroll

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004

eggroll

Referring to an Asian penis.

Tiffany was expecting the basic lo mein snack, but when she removed Joe Tae Won's pants, she marveled at the size of the eggroll dinner.

by Joe Tae Won October 26, 2005

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bonus Eggs

when one or both testicles are inserted into the vaginal crevice before or during intercourse.

Skrib inserted one one his lubed up testies into Taya's vagina last night and screamed "BONUS EGGS!".

by Dr. Kielbasa October 6, 2009