Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

by Weenman September 6, 2018

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Transvestite Donkey Witch

Sarah Jessica Parker

Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005