Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

by Le Esquire May 28, 2009

Dragon Dick

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.

"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."

by Travity May 21, 2009

angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

by Mason April 14, 2003

Getting Diagonal

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

by teejones February 5, 2010

anger dragon

When you cum in another's mouth and he/she swallows it then you slap them in the back off the head and the cum comes out of there nose

Damn bro I have Jessica the anger dragon last night have you ever have some one the anger dragon Bryan

by Kevin detunga September 1, 2016

Flaming Dragon

A girl is giving a guy head and the guy blows his load right in her mouth.. After that hit that bitch in the back of the head causing her to choke on the nut and shoot it out of her nose.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003