Frozen Dumpling

when a guy takes a dump, freezes it, and fucks a girl with it.
Note: See dumpling kiss

I was so horny after the 16th beer that I decided to frozen dumpling her

by jumboturd December 9, 2013

anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.

I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.

by fuur December 27, 2013

soup dumpling

A thin-skinned hothead.

"Anyway yeah so, she teased him like one time about the Raiders game, and he just *went off*"
"Hahaha Bruce is such a soup dumpling"

by wly_cdgr April 29, 2014

Caramel Dumplings

When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".

"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"

"Dude, really!?"

"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."

by Supermanz34 October 22, 2014

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017

Rubber Dumpy

A condom full of shit that is played with in the bathtub.

Can you pass me my rubber dumpy? I’m already in the bath and forgot it.

by Big tall guy February 9, 2022