Douche Bagged
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
by kamel_reds December 12, 2009
Get the Douche Baggedmug. kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
by Boeydude February 14, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. 
1. A jerk
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
by The Cook3 April 14, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.
by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
by Coimplments December 28, 2005
Get the Douche Bagmug.