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Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche
Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.
by Fastcracka January 11, 2017
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Douchemobile

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!
by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
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Douchebag Sweep

When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021
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Deep Doucher

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.
Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher
by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011
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Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
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Detective Douche

Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”
by belle_andthebeast December 7, 2020
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Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008
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