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Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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Doritos Crash Course

A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360
Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?
by melon31 July 10, 2023
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doritos

doritos are a very nice food man
pilwon: hey jooha whant some doritos
jooha: please let my family go
by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024
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Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers
No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker
by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021
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Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
by T-erection January 17, 2022
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Epistemological Dorito

A tool for understanding the three frameworks of knowledge: normative, situational, existential
Mr. Kennedy used the epistemological dorito to create good lectures in his history classes.
by Kenneslay September 16, 2022
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Dorito

Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?
by Sariuh July 2, 2016
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