Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Kesteel Donker

Kesteel donker, kasteel donker on a heavy sesh. Or so they sing...

A delicious, yet religious, Belgian prestigious Beer. Served best on a dusty road.

Too drunk? Gotta keep on plodding onward
With your precious load.

Wanna go for a *sings in the tune of little donkey* kesteel donker, kesteel donker

by Hrvlwnds March 22, 2024

Gustav Dieker

He is a hot young man. if you find a Gustav Dieker you will fall in love with him but when you get to know him you will become suicidal.

Gustav Dieker likes to cum on the toilet and blame it on his dad

by Gustav Larson March 26, 2024

Blue dorker

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”

Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.

by Commentsadnauseam June 14, 2024

ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking

I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.

by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022