Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

whackle dackle

crazy, i tell you!

That's whackle dackle!

by Stinky Cockersly September 25, 2002

Dickles

(Pronounced like "pickles") A human biological mutation that causes dicks to grow in place of nipples on the chest.

"You can see that guy's dickles through his tight shirt."

"...then she took off her shirt. I was expecting to see a couple of things erect, but I was surprised to see dickles!"

"Are those pens in your shirt pockets, or are you happy to see me?"

by ChimpCadet January 18, 2008

suckle duckle

to punch one's fist up an ass, with not 1, not 2, not 3, but w/ the whole fingered fist

wallner: "quentin just suckle duckled me in chris' basement"

by da ham May 2, 2006

dicklessdickhead

A person previously thought of as a dickhead with the added feature of having no dick or penis literally or figuratively.

That dicklessdickhead Kelly has smoked up all the crystal meth.

by creper December 4, 2010

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

dickled

to be tickled tickled with a dick penis for another's entertaimment, or there sexual gratification, or your own sexual gratification

it's all fun and games, until you wake up in a gaol cell being dickled

by tocts September 5, 2019