dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Dickie Durbin

Dickie Durbin.

1) An untrustworthy US Senator from Illinois.

2) An untrustworthy condom

I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”

by Willyfisterbottom January 17, 2018

Quickie dickie

To have sex with the foreskin on an un-circumsized man's penis. By stretching the foreskin over the other man's penis and holding his foreskin over your penis and have sex with it.

Your so gay I bet you just got done doing a quickie dickie.

by Mr. D Spiers April 28, 2014

Big Dickin’

To boast or brag, particularly about oneself, with the express intention of impressing others.

“Has anyone seen Johnny today?”
-“He’s in the cafeteria Big Dickin’ in front of one of the new hires.”

by Slimjimmm January 28, 2018

dickie-do

The state of a male's belly or gut hanging lower than his dick does, ergo "dickie-do."

The gentleman was so obese he had to hold up his dickie-do in order to pee in the urinal without wetting himself

by FreekinRican May 26, 2005

urban dicking

Adding somebody's name to the urban dictionary for the sole purpose of getting into his/her pants.

Did you see that urban dictionary entry?

Marc was totally urban dicking Marsibil.

yah mahn, she's hot. I totally tried urban dicking her.

by passdaDutchy February 4, 2010

Nigger Dicking

To fool, deceive, or to act completely immature to someone.

That system only costs that much, and your asking double! Are You Nigger Dicking me?

by Jost November 26, 2006