Spook Dicked

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.

I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me

by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017

Urban dicked

When your submission to urban dictionary gets rejected for reasons smacking of political correctness.

I submitted an awesome funny real world phrase to Urban Dctionary but got urban dicked by the retard volunteer reviewers

by Fish milkshake October 30, 2017

Knee Dicker

You’re willing to get on some dirty ass floor to suck some dick, meaning you a thirsty whore. Also that you would do it for a check or for some 3 dollars if you’re broke.

“Are you friends with Jessica? No shes a knee dicker.”
“You’re a knee dicker”

by nawhbeans January 25, 2021

Big Dicked

When you cheat the stores outta something expensive for cheap!!

Look what I big dicked from the store today!

by Monsoon Vicksen August 14, 2022

wicker and dicker

To negotiate the price of a car with a car dealer.

How'd Claire get such a sweet price on her new car? She wicker and dickered with the dealer.

by gonzoscribe April 30, 2011

dick dickerson

acting like an ass or an asshole

Man please don't bea dick dickerson?

by antonia February 4, 2005

dickering

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.

by jethro20 April 16, 2017