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Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"
by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011
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jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.
I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God
by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016
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cutting diamonds

when its so cold outside, your nipples dont just cut glass, they cut diamonds
Dude 1:damn dude its like 20 below out here.

Dude 2:i know im cutting diamonds
by lucas bermejo June 9, 2007
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Diamonds to the face

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face
by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019
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BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.
Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.
by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022
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diamond man

the most unfunny but best artist in discord
diamond man: please help i am being forced into hell by cbh
discord user: LOL SO FUNNY11
by diamond man lover February 17, 2022
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Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
by badass4523 August 19, 2019
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