sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

koochie dew

The first bit of moisture a vagina produces when aroused.

I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.

by zenabiman February 4, 2017

Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

Man Dew

Carbonated water known to be drank mostly by homosexual men, usually when engaging in foreplay

As a gay, i can’t go for more than 12 seconds without my Man Dew.

by CIJHNN October 15, 2017

milroy dew

When a person drinks a twelve pack of mnt dew holding the urine until they have to go real bad putting their penis in partners anus relieving themselves then partner releases it from their anus into others mouth.

Me and my partner tried the milroy dew.

by psychopath13 October 7, 2016