detroit wad 

a large number of bills (usually secured with a rubber band) that consists of mainly one dollar bills

He pulled out this load of cash but it turned out to be just a Detroit wad.

detroit wad by Oscaro August 27, 2007

Detroit Lions 

Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that good have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship

Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck

Detroit Lions by Killer Kobe November 17, 2006

Detroit Lions 

Pathetic

The Detroit Lions went 0-16 in the 2008 football season.

Detroit Lions by Gregggggggggggggggggggggg January 1, 2009

Detroit Ham

Watermelon

"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"

Detroit Ham by DiarrheaGuzzler August 29, 2012

Detroit Slammer

...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)

Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!

Detroit Slammer by demetrius gore May 17, 2003

Detroit Candle 

Buring car on side of road, usually of domestic origins.

Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??

Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!

Detroit Candle by chaz714 November 16, 2006

detroit party 

A party that doesn't stop.

"aint no party like a Detroit party, 'cause a detroit party dont stop"

detroit party by Clementine L February 9, 2006