Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

Desperate

Caine Roach

Imagine failing to get so many girls as a sophomore, to the point you're desperate enough to go for a freshman

by Haechanism March 8, 2021

Desperate

The term for when a guy asked if he can use it as a pillow. “It” referring to a girls ass.

When a guy is desperate, he may ask: Can I use it as a pillow?

by RomanticProfessional June 3, 2021

Desperation

What really motivates somebody that is uber competitive about everything.

Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021

desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him

Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?

by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019