Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem

My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

defobulate

To undo, or remove fobulation; wishing someone had never acted in the first place.

Someone may fobulate (organise, or sort) something poorly; in a way which is not suitable or just plain unproductive. To defobulate, one removes this organisation allowing resumption of normal operation.

If the previous fobulation was productive, but a new one is needed for a specific purpose use refobulate instead of defobulate.

I finally defobulated the files after the intern decided to improve efficiency.

by duckman2313 February 24, 2012

Defskis

Definitely. For cool katz.

"He is so cute!" "Defskis!"

by Billyjoejimbob aka Larry March 24, 2012

Defistilator

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.

Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.

by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013

defoufle

A gay person called jack

Ha jack ur a defoufle

by yoliquickswag February 5, 2014

Defrosted

Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.

Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.

That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.

by Phmns52 October 28, 2013

Deforestation

The act of shaving pubic hair

Bro you shave? Naw I'm not about deforestation

by Pause Applause September 12, 2017