Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Taco dealer

The dealer of tacos, the one who distributes them and is below the taco master

Tacomaster04 is the best taco dealer

by RichardiusA5 November 15, 2020

swag dealer

a person who has a lot of swag, and likes to give it out or sum idk

person 1 : ugh you're so mf swag
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.

by kaliuchisismywife March 8, 2021

The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025

drug dealer day

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East

'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

snack dealer

someone who buys snacks at a lower price and sells them for higher at a 1-2 dollar profit, usually sold at school.

Guy 1: yo u up to buy some shit from the snack dealer? Guy 2: aight for sure dawg let's get it

by tbhbeingsofr April 6, 2025