by macklemoreforlife October 14, 2011
Get the DARE mug.One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
by hero13 June 21, 2010
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Get the Danse mug.The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
by commentary_queen August 11, 2010
Get the Quintuple Dare mug.Anthony: I dare you to lick a tree.
Franklin: Yeah, well I double dare you to lick a tree.
Billy: I DOUBLE DOGGY DARE YOU TO LICK A TREE.
*Anthony and Franklin then proceed to lick a tree*
Franklin: Yeah, well I double dare you to lick a tree.
Billy: I DOUBLE DOGGY DARE YOU TO LICK A TREE.
*Anthony and Franklin then proceed to lick a tree*
by Arungotboosted November 24, 2013
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