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Don't touch my PUSSY CUSHIONS~!
by T-Dirrrty ™ October 16, 2008
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New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
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cushie

Scottish term (Doric) for "pigeon".
"What a heap o' cushies on the go!"
by cushie, pigeon October 18, 2008
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CUSHIN

2 PEOPLE WHO ARE FORMERLY COUSINS ARE NOW CUSHINS SINCE IT IS AFTER 6PM. WHEN LOVE BEGINS
JOSH AND PATTI ARE COUSINS AND THEN THEY BEGIN TO BE CUSHINS AFTER 6. THE LOVE IS SO STRONG.....BUT 'MEMBER ONLY AFTER 6.
by LOVERGIRL10 March 4, 2010
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cushioning

when your bae uses your booty as a pillow
my man didn't have a pillow so he was cushioning me last night
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Crushable

1. That can be crushed.
2. (informal) On whom one may form a crush, or romantic attachment.
(2) It's not the end of the world; there are plenty of other crushable boys out there.
by MaCh86 November 9, 2018
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Whoopie Cushion

When you push on a girls stomach and it causes a queef.
A-swag just whoopie cushioned the shit out of L-dizzle.
by Poopy pants squad March 8, 2020
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