Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.

A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"

by Merkalos May 8, 2013

emotionally crying

Emotionally crying is when someone doesn't physically cry but is sad and on the verge of crying, therefore they are emotionally crying.

Person 1: How you been recently?

Person 2: alright I guess, only emotionally crying now.

by NNJM9190 October 11, 2015

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

stop crying before i give you something to cry about

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

Baby’s cryin….

Is when when meghan gerba also known as gerber BABY, begins bitching about everything. The act of gerber baby bitching is for the baby to be cryin. Commonly used when gerba starts bitching and Dustin wants her to stop. This phrase originally stemming from the whackarnolds episode where Calvin comes home from a hard days work and finds some other mans gloves and proceeds to fight with his girl friend while the baby cries completely ignored by the upset girlfriend. Calvin dryly and aggravated, reminds her- baby’s cryin. Baby’s cryin. So that she will make the baby stop cryin.

“Baby’s cryin…. !” Dustin yelled over her loudly.

by MamaNasty June 10, 2022

Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.

COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"

by COL May 10, 2014