Crowned as a princess

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.

This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.

by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

Crown Town

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.

I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.

by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021

Triple Crown

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.

Yo are you down to run a triple crown tonight me and the boys are thinking about blacking out.

by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Crown you

Old School

A Severe blow to the Head

If you keep talking Sxxx, I'm going to Crown you!

by Canary in a Coal mine February 22, 2021

a crown tundra

Its part of the pokemon sword and shield expansion pass

Neo this is what a crown tundra is

by CoolDJ1000000000 October 13, 2020

Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010