sally forth good people of the long crotch, for it hath snown, and there is much chode to be had
look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.
look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.
by flacid twat November 19, 2010
Get the long crotchmug. noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed
by Twinbelt December 17, 2011
Get the nice crotchmug. A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"
by chocahol March 4, 2008
Get the Crotch Gnomesmug. Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
by Captain Douche February 23, 2005
Get the crotch custardmug. by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008
Get the Box Crotchmug. by BabyA December 12, 2005
Get the crotch rocksmug. It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.
Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea
by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017
Get the crotch teamug.