1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.
2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.
2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.
Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?
Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!
That guy totally crotch ottered you!
Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!
That guy totally crotch ottered you!
by EISS August 22, 2011
Get the Crotch Ottermug. noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed
by Twinbelt December 17, 2011
Get the nice crotchmug. by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008
Get the Box Crotchmug. A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"
by chocahol March 4, 2008
Get the Crotch Gnomesmug. by BabyA December 12, 2005
Get the crotch rocksmug. Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
by Captain Douche February 23, 2005
Get the crotch custardmug. by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017
Get the crotch saucemug.