noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed
by Twinbelt December 16, 2011
sally forth good people of the long crotch, for it hath snown, and there is much chode to be had
look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.
look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.
by flacid twat November 16, 2010
A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"
by chocahol March 05, 2008
by BabyA December 10, 2005
Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
by Captain Douche February 23, 2005
by tastyplaydoh December 21, 2008
Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.
I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.
by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013