Crotch Web

Area between the penis and the ball sack.

Ah shit, a spider bit my crotch web.

by DGeorge George March 8, 2007

Crotch Lobster

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

little miss rotten crotch

Military jargon for your girlfriend or wife who is having sex with everyone while your away.

I dont give a flying rats ass if your missing your little miss rotten crotch.

by Billy"Jay"Cisco Jr. July 5, 2006

crotch pheasant

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

crotch crustacean

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

crotch bulge

A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.

boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge... I could never compete with that :(

by Erica :] September 9, 2006

Crotch Biscuits

: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.

My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits

by mintm July 19, 2011