Croatian Webcam

'Croatian Webcam' is a general term used by hardcore computer gamers when his/her game starts to lag in an online match.

This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'

This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'

''Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!! how the fuck am I supposed to play battlefield with Croatian Webcam.''

''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''

''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''

by El SCORCHIO February 17, 2010

Croak

To croak is to fall into a deep sleep. Usually to describe how significantly tired you are

I’m about to croak.

I just croaked so hard.

I’m croaking bro

by pengrrang July 19, 2021

Serbo-Croatian War

The Serbo-Croatian conflict goes all the way back to the creation of Yugoslvia. The Croatian parliament opposed the new state from the begining. In 1929 Serbian King Alexander Karageorgevic I proclaimed the foundation of Yugoslavia with the Serbs dominating the authoritarian monarchy. King Alexander was assassinated in Marseilles by an extreme nationalist organization in Bulgaria with the cooperation of the Ustashi, a Croatian fascist separatist organization. Croatia gained autonomy in 1939 and in 1941 Croatia joined World War II on the side of the Axis Powers and staged a military coup that made Ustashe leader Ante Pavelic leader of Croatia, which was essentially a Nazi puppet state that allowed the Nazis to invade Yugoslavia. AT the end of the second world war it was estimated that the Croatian Ustashi murdered over 750,000 Serbs. This was one of the reasons the Serbo-Croatian war broke out 50 years later. The Serbo-Croatian War happend last decade, which lasted from 1991-1995. When Croatia declared it's independence in 1991 the Serbs then created the Republic of Serbian Krajina in central and northeastern Croatia. By the end of 1991 the Serbs held roughly 30% of the former Yugoslav Republic of Croatia. In 1992, after the European Community had repeatedly tried and failed to negotiate a peace, the United Nations was able to administer a truce between the two sides and sent in a peacekeeping force, UNPROFOR. In 1995 the Serbian army had it's hands full with the crisis in Bosnia, thats when the Croatian forces launched a massive offensive against the Krajina Serbs. The offensive led to approximately 14,000 Serb civilians being killed and about 300,000 Serb refugees. The attacks were against civilians, namely burning Serb homes, looting Serb property, and killing and mutilating Serb civilians, especially the elderly. In retaliation the Serbs launched a rocket attack on the Croatian capital of Zabreb, causing a few deaths and over 100 injuries. Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina were able to forcibly seceded from Yugoslavia whilest Mecedonia did so peacefully.

The Serbo-Croatian War was secretly covered up as the US and the West in general played in the offensive of the Serbs that lived in Krajina. There were reports that NATO planes were used to take out Serb command and control centers in the Krajina, allowing the Croats a much easier time with their offensive.

by ModerenHistory September 25, 2005

croatian

A proud citizen of Croatia,and proud that he is not Ustasha.

Ustasha:Kill,Kill,Suck up to Hitler,suck up to Mussolini,and pray to God.
Serb:STFU
Ustasha:Die,Serb !
A True Croatian:STFU all,stop with the fuckin Ustasha brutalitly,and you Serb...Get your cocksuckin ass aways from here !

by He who he is January 3, 2006

croach

the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.

"Yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue."

by boyWunder March 27, 2010

Billy Corgan

In the nineteen-nineties, many world events unfolded. There was some war in Iraq or Iran or some other place where there are sand, camels, and angry brown people. The President of some country got some poon from his young and ugly aide (well, maybe more than one, but only one made news and the Starr Report). Since asked to define "Billy Corgan," however, we should focus on the music world. And, even more specifically, on the Alternative Rock world. Alternative Rock started rolling with a bang in 1994 when Kurt Cobain put a .22 to his head. Same year, some weasly looking guy named Perry Farrell started up this little rockfest called Lollapalooza. The year before that, though, marked the most momentous event in Alterna-Rock history. Billy Corgan led the greatest band on earth to release a little album called.........(the ............'s are for dramatic impact)Siamese Dream. This great band was (and may again be)called The Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan, at the time young and hairsome, sang his androgynous heart out for our listening pleasure. He'd been doing this for some time, but only with the death of a wanted-to-be was Alternative Rock and what was left of it brought to the forefront. Most bands that called themselves "Alternative" just sucked. Not so with a few. A very few, of which The Smashing Pumpkins was (were?) one. Billy can be defined by the band, as it can be defined by him, and so on and so forth until about the year 2000.

That year, the Billster called it quits with The Smashing Pumpkins, licked his now-bald-headed wounds (the receding hairline gave way to a wax job around October 1995) for awhile, and then came out with a Rock Storm called Zwan. Zwan was the greatest rock band ever. Yes, even greater than The Smashing Pumpkins, but sometimes super-greatness just can't live up to pretty-damned-good-but longer-lasting-greatness.

Billy was disheartened with this turn of events, but licked his wounds and played with a few small titties (and probably let the owners of said titties lick his "wounds") for a couple of years before he concurrently released a solo album and took out a $3500 ad in the Sun-Times (or was it the Tribune?) saying that he wanted his band back. This probably tapped him, as The Future Embrace didn't sell well. Neither did his poetry book, which I forgot to mention and probably should just leave out, because it would be an embarrassment to the man.

Presently, the bald self-proclaimed genius and nearly-forty-year-old, angst-ridden shell of a man who lives with his two kittens in a 6-million-dollar mansion on the shores of Lake Michigan (or whichever one is in Chicago) is in the studio with the new "Smashing Pumpkins," consisting of himself, Jimmy Chamberlin (the band's original drummer), probably Melissa Auf der Maur (who claims that her services--whatever they may be--are always open to Corgan), and some other dude that hasn't really been named yet but has been rumored to be everyone from the band's original second guitarist (is that an oxymoron?), James Iha, to my uncle.

Example? What do you want an example of? Want to know what he looks like? Well, if you put Billy Corgan in a turtleneck, he looks like a roll-on deodorant.

by LiquidPeppermint September 19, 2008

Cogao

A mathematical function that is applied after you have already done a page of work and are no where close to an answer. The cogao always returns an answer of zero, one, or infinity

Student 1: Man that physics test raped me. I forgot my KY.
Student 2: Me too, I had to use the cogao on problem #5.
Student 1: Word

by X Dizzle March 20, 2003