A blonde boy that is really really gay and sucks dick for a living he as never had sex with a girl but he has been fucked by many girls
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People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
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People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta"
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
by upperclass fuxker November 17, 2013
Get the Crofter mug.1(v) the act of conjuring plans in advance, only to cancel them with-in hours of the activity.
2(n) a cancelled plan (that was typically highly desired) in which one side rules over the other.
2(n) a cancelled plan (that was typically highly desired) in which one side rules over the other.
1) I was excited about our date, but tony Croyles'ed me.
2) We were planning on playing Backghamon, but Sarah pulled a Croyles on us.
2) We were planning on playing Backghamon, but Sarah pulled a Croyles on us.
by Ivan Bolivianor November 9, 2007
Get the Croyles mug.something that is disgusting or gross. Croily can refer to anything sticky, wet, disgusting, gross, or physically disturbing or unattractive (in the broad sense of the word).
by ¥epez January 30, 2008
Get the croily mug."Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).
“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.
One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.
One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.
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Get the Croledance mug.Using another person's scrapbooking idea. Another word for scrapbooking is cropping, so if you "lift" a scrapbooking idea, you're croplifting.
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