moon cricket

racial slur for an african american male.

Those damn moon crickets play they're music all through the night!

by John Spurlock May 13, 2005

mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 14, 2019

cricket nuffie

A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about cricket. A person who lives and breathes the sport of cricket.

The scorer at that match was a real cricket nuffie, it's all he talked about the whole day.

by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

chris crocker

A sad excuse for a celebrity giving Homosexuality a bad image.

Chris Crocker: I am gay!

Reality: No, theres a HUGE difference between you and gay people.

by Coasterboi October 21, 2007

Crockety

Rigid, old and worn

This couch is crockety. We need a new one.

by Wordmaker4TX September 4, 2018

davy crockett challenge

Killing a bear before one's fourth birthday. Comes from the Ballad of Davy Crockett, which states that Davy "kilt him a b'ar bear when he was only three."

"As five-year-old Amos stood over the body of the ferocious grizzly, he knew he would always regret failing the Davy Crockett Challenge"

by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014