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cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa
by John Doe January 21, 2004
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Crawler

A term used in the popular video games Call of Duty: World at War and Call of Duty: Black Ops when playing the Zombie Mode.

It refers to a zombie which has had its legs blown off by a grenade. These zombies are typically extremely slow, but can be dangerous if a player is not vigilant.

Because a round does not start until all zombies are killed, they are often kept alive at the end of rounds to purchase ammo, perks, and guns without starting the next round.
Damn it, a crawler got me because I wasn't watching the ground.
by 31nitramK November 19, 2010
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Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
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Craberanette

A person, usually female, who fingers him/herself under the covers.
Hopkins: Yo girl you are a major craberanette.

Hennifer: Sorry I am uncomfotable with people watching.
by Nicktheguy who knoes all March 29, 2005
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crabble dabber

running around with shit on your face with a straw in your ass
last night i saw a hobo doing the crabble dabber
by wrtched June 16, 2010
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Cradleho

Cradleho (n): a cradle robber who does this action quite frequently, becoming a ho.

Cradlehoing (adj.): The act of robbing many cradles within a short period of time.
Damn! That man is a cradleho.
John Smith is in the neighborhood cradlehoing, someone alert the authorities.
by HailZeus December 31, 2010
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Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.
Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable
by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011
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