COVID-19

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

covid tax

The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.

Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.

Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'

by MaddogTannin March 7, 2021

conveniently covid

(Covid), (Covid-19), (Coronavirus)

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.

by JJSizzly May 6, 2020

boneless covid

when you have covid-19 symptoms but test negative

Bitch idc if you got boneless covid, stay the fuck home

by ChocciestofMilk September 30, 2021

Covid Rage

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020

Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020

Body Covid

When you feel like crap but don’t have fever or covid.

Jason feels like crap and has body covid. Hope he’ll be ok.

by FounderOfBodyCovid January 28, 2023