The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's coughmug. by Alfnz April 13, 2011
Get the Toe Coughmug. When you're giving head with a cough drop in your mouth, and your partner suddenly shoves your head down so deep that the cough drop gets completely pushed down your throat by his dick.
Example: Susie: *coughing* / Grant: "Are you ok??" / Susie: *more coughing* "Ya, you just cough-dropped me again. *clearing throat* "ok, i'm all good." / Grant: "Then get back down and finish the job." / Susie: "My pleasure."
by ShibaSansFriends August 6, 2016
Get the cough-droppedmug. by diggle whisper June 16, 2017
Get the doobie coughmug. by Lillygw December 15, 2021
Get the buffalo coughmug. A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
Get the Cough Birdmug. by anonymous October 1, 2021
Get the Pearson coughmug.