Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Cottagecore

An “aesthetic” that contains: nature,cottages obviously,and animals! There’s also colors that I consider into this “aesthetic” such as: olive green,sage green,brown,beige,etc!

This dress is so Cottagecore!
This place is so Cottagecore!

by Mqriaxx February 18, 2023

Cottage Core

An alternative aesthetic for those weird girls who think they're living in a magically fairy fantasy. They try to be cute and quirky but are just weird and act like grandmas by knitting. They think they're so different by obsessing over mushrooms 9which are probably poisonous) but they're just basic.

Lily: OMG! I am literally so cute in my cottage core themed clothes!
Nancy: You literally knitted that jumper, it's so cute! And I love your mushroom earrings!
Lily: Thank you! I think you're frog hat is amazing! We're literally so quirky!
John: No, you're not.

by Ducky4life_ April 20, 2023

cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023

cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025

cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.

Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"

by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025