COTI

Abbreviation for "Chat On The Internet".
A mysterious shadow organization of absurdists, artists, intellectuals and cynics said to be behind...nothing important, really. Except being funnier and better than you.

When my friend's messageboard was suddenly and cataclysmically overrun by cartoon supervillains, I knew those COTI bastards were behind it.

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007

Cottageing

A brittish slang word for anonomous gay sex in a brittish public toilet, or cruising for sex with a stranger( brittish public toilets used to look like cottages.). giveaways of cottageing are removed light bulbs and holes in the cubicle walls.

Oi mate fancy going cottageing. or, would you mind taking a look at this.

by cottage man April 28, 2011

cota

Indain/Pakistani word meaning or defining a person as a dog or a bitch used to degrade someones self image or show their status or class.

"Aye to cota ka bacha!"
"Aaa you son of a bitch!"

"Bot cota hai India mein."
"There are a lot of dogs in India."

by k daddy June 28, 2006

cottage shirt

A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.

Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...

by cottager July 11, 2011

Cotato

Cock potato

Illuminator, you sir are a cotato. Get use to it!

by candycandycandy November 24, 2011

coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.

The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"

by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013